oh no, you've hurt all three (3) of my feelings

honeyymistt:

i’ve heard a lot of people say “don’t reach out to your friends first and see how many people will remain in your life. those are your true friends” and i get it. it sucks and it’s tiring constantly being the one to message first, to initiate hang outs but don’t take this so literally. some friendships require initiation. i have lost touch with so many people who genuinely cared about me and wanted me in their life because i stopped reaching out. it’s a hard pill to swallow but honestly some people just suck at it and it doesn’t mean they don’t love and value you. i’ve reconnected with some people over the past few months and it’s crazy how genuinely happy they are to see me and how engaged they are in the conversation. i just think sometimes we’re too harsh on each other & too quick to emphasize other peoples flaws and remove them from our lives but then we’ll all be alone and what’s the point of life then!!!!

(via daxarve)

b1cr1ptic:

Cannot for the life of mine decide if I like or not how this Gideon came out so enjoy her while it last : ’ ) (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU)

(via daxarve)

fanonical:

here’s a secret i don’t wany my players to know about our tabletop game - sometimes i plan puzzles/scenarios that don’t actually have a fixed solution, and instead will be solved when i think they’ve come up with a cool solution

like obviously you can’t do that if you’re setting a riddle or something, but i just remember one time they were in a shapeshifter duel. they needed to pass through to the next room by duelling a magical being that could change into different things by saying ‘i am a [whatever]’. the party was also given the power to do this

so, for instance, if she said ‘i am a fish’, they could say ‘i am a fisherman’, and she could counter that with ‘i am a sword’, going back and forth with different bodies that can beat each other in a fight

i didn’t have an endgame here. i was just going to say they won when they’d gone long enough to impress her, or lost if they can’t think of anything. that was the scenario, as written

but in the course of the scene, my players ‘figured out’ that they had to make her say ‘i am a door’, because that was what they were looking for, and started to chain together an impressive string of responses that ultimately led them there. and i started to encourage that, because that’s smart as hell! way better than what i had planned

and that’s what i mean - as a dm, give your players space to figure things out and change the scene in ways you hadn’t anticipated. it’s fun!

(via sirgidget)

nitrosplicer:

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

fluffy-robots:

shortpplfedup:

I love in this ep that Pat gets to want, Pat gets to initiate, Pat gets to overwhelm, Pat gets to corner Jeng in a car and press him back against the door and just about climb into his lap because he is just THAT horny, Pat gets to deploy a very sexually strategic phi and then get taken down by Jeng returning his energy with an equally deliberate nong. After a parade of blushing and retiring maidens and het dynamics slapped over queer sex, just acknowledging that Pat has a dick and likes using it AND THAT JENG WANTS TO TOUCH IT (AMONG OTHER THINGS) is more groundbreaking than it should be. Pat has sexual agency, sexual desire, sexual needs Jeng will absolutely fulfill and sexual control (that ‘not in the mood’ shut Jeng down immediately). As somebody who enjoys analysing the role of sex in-story and in-genre, I enjoyed seeing this.

savagegood:

“Did you see the way that little girl looked at me? Kids. Little kids. They grow up believing that they can be a hero if they drive a sword into the heart of anything different. And I’m the monster? I don’t know what’s scarier. The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart or that sometimes I just wanna let ‘em.”
“We have to get you out of here. Over the wall. We won’t stop until we find some place safe, okay? We’ll go. Together. No matter what we do, we can’t change the way people see us.”
“You changed the way you see me… Didn’t you?

NIMONA (2023), based on the comic by ND Stevenson, who came out as transgender in 2022